Hasan Zuberi concluded a hilarious communication between us with the remark:

no wonder you are a Mensa brain

It suddenly hit me with the question: Are there any Mensa jokes online? And guess what? Yes. There are tons of them. Some, not surprisingly, were non-veg. But, funny enough, a website claiming to be “Probably the Web’s largest resource for euthanasia information and informed comment” features a rather large webpage captioned:

Here’s some other answers to the question, “How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?”

Despite being a Mensan, I am not offended but at the same time, I am not sure whether the pun is on Mensans, or on Euhtanasia itself!!! Some of the answers, though, are interesting.

What would be YOUR answer to the the question:
How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?