Hasan Zuberi concluded a hilarious communication between us with the remark:
no wonder you are a Mensa brain
It suddenly hit me with the question: Are there any Mensa jokes online? And guess what? Yes. There are tons of them. Some, not surprisingly, were non-veg. But, funny enough, a website claiming to be “Probably the Web’s largest resource for euthanasia information and informed comment” features a rather large webpage captioned:
Here’s some other answers to the question, “How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?”
Despite being a Mensan, I am not offended but at the same time, I am not sure whether the pun is on Mensans, or on Euhtanasia itself!!! Some of the answers, though, are interesting.
What would be YOUR answer to the the question:
How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Do they search, or debate endlessly?
One thing leads to another…
thats what most of them are good at… =)
3. “Why do guys always presume that non-lit light bulbs are always broken?, said the blonde who intelligently tried the light-switch.
2. On average, the square of the population available to hold the ladder.
1. Define ‘light bulb’.