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Mensa Jokes!!

Hasan Zuberi concluded a hilarious communication between us with the remark:

:) no wonder you are a Mensa brain :)

It suddenly hit me with the question: Are there any Mensa jokes online? And guess what? Yes. There are tons of them. Some, not surprisingly, were non-veg. But, funny enough, a website claiming to be “Probably the Web’s largest resource for euthanasia information and informed comment” features a rather large webpage captioned:

Here’s some other answers to the question, “How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?”

Despite being a Mensan, I am not offended but at the same time, I am not sure whether the pun is on Mensans, or on Euhtanasia itself!!! Some of the answers, though, are interesting.

What would be YOUR answer to the the question:
How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Printed from: http://www.mensapk.org/2008/10/mensa-jokes/ .
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4 Comments   »

  1. jehangir says:

    They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

  2. Raza Jaffri says:

    Do they search, or debate endlessly?

  3. jehangir says:

    One thing leads to another…
    thats what most of them are good at… =)

  4. Joe Monahan says:

    3. “Why do guys always presume that non-lit light bulbs are always broken?, said the blonde who intelligently tried the light-switch.
    2. On average, the square of the population available to hold the ladder.
    1. Define ‘light bulb’.

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