Mensa Jokes!!

Hasan Zuberi concluded a hilarious communication between us with the remark:

:) no wonder you are a Mensa brain :)

It suddenly hit me with the question: Are there any Mensa jokes online? And guess what? Yes. There are tons of them. Some, not surprisingly, were non-veg. But, funny enough, a website claiming to be “Probably the Web’s largest resource for euthanasia information and informed comment” features a rather large webpage captioned:

Here’s some other answers to the question, “How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?”

Despite being a Mensan, I am not offended but at the same time, I am not sure whether the pun is on Mensans, or on Euhtanasia itself!!! Some of the answers, though, are interesting.

What would be YOUR answer to the the question:
How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Raza Jaffri

Mensa Pakistan General Secretary, Member, Management Committee (ManComm) President Elect, Rotary Club of Lahore Liberty

4 thoughts on “Mensa Jokes!!”

  1. 3. “Why do guys always presume that non-lit light bulbs are always broken?, said the blonde who intelligently tried the light-switch.
    2. On average, the square of the population available to hold the ladder.
    1. Define ‘light bulb’.

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