Puzzle: Queue Builder

Here a puzzle that appeared in a The Friday magazine of Gulf News recently:

Five people stood in the queue at the post office all facing forward along the line towards the counter. From his position in the queue, Alan could see both Mr. Irving and Mrs. Foster. Emma could see both Mr. Harris and Dave. From his position, Barry could see Mr. Jones, but not Celia.  The surname of one of the people in the queue was Green.

So now reconstruct the queue.

Mensa Jokes!!

Hasan Zuberi concluded a hilarious communication between us with the remark:

:) no wonder you are a Mensa brain :)

It suddenly hit me with the question: Are there any Mensa jokes online? And guess what? Yes. There are tons of them. Some, not surprisingly, were non-veg. But, funny enough, a website claiming to be “Probably the Web’s largest resource for euthanasia information and informed comment” features a rather large webpage captioned:

Here’s some other answers to the question, “How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?”

Despite being a Mensan, I am not offended but at the same time, I am not sure whether the pun is on Mensans, or on Euhtanasia itself!!! Some of the answers, though, are interesting.

What would be YOUR answer to the the question:
How many Mensans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Windows 7

Microsoft has finally decided to call the next version of Windows ‘Windows 7′.

This is good since the name is small. So much for the collective laziness of the world.

Official:  Introducing Windows 7

My idea: Are they trying to capitalize on the name of Intel’s upcoming CPU range ‘Core i7′. (I remember AMD did the same, capitalizing on Windows XP by naming their CPU range AMD Athlon XP in 2000/2001).